When Shael and Dasy
returned to the camp they found the grounds at the edge of the
battlefield littered with little white bunnies. Most of them had tiny
suits of bunny armor, bunny breast plates and such on them, and they
clinked while they hopped.
“What the hell
happened here?” asked Shael. “Why the hell are there all these
fluffy white bunnies hopping around, and why are most of them
armored? Don't get me wrong, the tiny clinking sound is cute but...”
Boodah chuckled,
“These are the stupid ones who didn't leave when they showed up.”
He gestured over his shoulder to the wall of multicolored dragons off
in the distance.
“Ah, and why did
you turn them in to fluffy white bunnies?”
“Because its
funny.”
“No seriously, why
did you do that.”
“Because bunnies
can't swing a sword...and, because its funny.”
“Oh, ok,” said
Shael.
Kiki snatched up an
unarmored bunny and swallowed it whole. “Look Dasy, hors d'orves.”
Dasy wiggled her
butt then pounced on one. “Couldn't you have made them something
bigger, like sheep. I'm hungry.” Dasy swallowed the bunny she had
in her claws.
Boodah muttered
something under his breath, turning the bunny Dasy just swallowed
into a sheep inside her belly.
“Ohh, that
tickles,” said Dasy. She picked up an armored bunny. She turned it
over in her claws trying to get at it from the right angle. She sat
down on her haunches trying to puzzle it out. “I hate armor. It's
nice that they try to prepackage food like this, but it's a pain in
the butt to get the packaging off. Why does it have to be so
difficult to get at the creamy center?”
Kiki picked up an
armored bunny, “Dasy, you need to hold it like this. Then bite the
head off and the rest will just slide out the back.” Dasy proceeded
to demonstrated the technique to Dasy. “See?”
“Ooh, ok. I get
it.” Dasy picked up another armored bunny and mimicked what Kiki
had done.
Shael and Boodah
laughed hysterically at the sight of them trying to figure out how to
get at the bunnies in the armor.
“That's gross,”
said Shael between laughs.
Kiki turned to
Shael, "We don't criticize what or how you eat, who eats green
stuff? green stuff is what food eats.”
“Seriously,”
added Dasy.
“Ok, ok. You two
enjoy your snack,” said Shael. “We are going to go report in.”
