My writing partner IM'ed me with a single line describing an action. "*strokes neckbeard*" I turned it into some corny, but fun, flash fiction. Who knows, perhaps there is a story line here.
We find our hero, Strokes Neckbeard bound hand and foot by the nefarious villian Fragile Glassjaw.
"So, you thought you could just blow up my ship and get away with it, eh Neckbeard? What, no snappy retort from the great Strokes Neckbeard, the savior of the seven seas? I confess myself dissapointed," said Fragile.
"I thought it might be better to answer you with my fist."
"And just how do you plan to do that?"
"Well, I found a nail that was not quite pounded down over here, and I've been working on my ropes for the last few hours." Suddenly Strokes sprang forward and landed a blow to Fragile's jaw.
Fragile immediately coughed up some blood and teeth. "You broke my friggin jaw!"
Strokes shook his hand in the air as if to shake off the hurt. "Serves you right Glassjaw. You're busted."
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